DOTB18

Sometimes I just hate the way my brain works. I have all these ideas for fanfics that I want to put up on FF.Net, and yet when I try to type it out, I can't get six sentences in before deleting it and starting all over again. I mean, I can picture scenes in my head and sometimes even recite bits of possible dialogue, but when I try to apply it in writing, it's like my brain suddenly decided to speak in another language and it drives me insane! It's not like writers block where you've run out of ideas; I have the ideas, they just won't come out! I seriously need help here.

So I was in the mood for delivery pizza, and called up Pizza Hut. Ordered a large meat-lovers with stuff-crust, and was told it would take forty minutes. Forty minutes later, no pizza. Okay so they're a little late. Twenty minutes later, I call them back and ask what was taking so long. Told me the delivery guy just left. Okay, I guess the pizza took longer to cook than expected. Another twenty go by, I call them back again to ask why it was taking so god damn long. After a confusing discussion, they figured out why my pizza had not arrived. You see, Pizza Hut has this system where they ask for your phone number and then confirm if it's at the same address. For whatever reason, my phone number did not have an address attached to it. An hour and a half of waiting for a pizza that was never coming because they didn't know where I live.

So I called up Pizza Pizza. Much better service, and the guy could barely speak English.